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this is so funny because it’s so stupid and obviously a self parody and yet they are so enthusiastic
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious